Manchester United Women: where five years earns you a P45 and a commemorative plaque that says 'you tried'.
Marc Skinner leaves Manchester United Women after five years
Marc Skinner has left his role as Manchester United Women's head coach after five years, with his contract terminated a year early. The club cited a need for change following a trophyless spell that saw the team fall short in the Women's Super League and Champions League qualification.
Source: Marc Skinner leaves Manchester United Women after five years — bbc.co.uk
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