The Nationals are betting on the Phillies' bullpen blowing it, which is like relying on gravity to do your job.
Phillies vs. Nationals: Odds, Trends, and Best Bets for August 3
The Washington Nationals face the Philadelphia Phillies on August 3, with odds favoring the Phillies. The Nationals' pitching staff has struggled, and the Phillies' offense is hot. Bettors are weighing the Nationals' bullpen woes against the Phillies' recent form. The game is a key matchup in the NL East race.
Source: Phillies vs. Nationals: Odds, Trends, and Best Bets for August 3 — NBC Sports
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