Real Madrid's farewell statement was so heartfelt, you'd think they weren't the ones who set his release clause.
Real Madrid Officially Confirm Gonzalo Garcia's Premier League Move
Real Madrid officially announced Gonzalo Garcia's departure to the Premier League, ending his time at the club. The move marks a significant transfer for the young star, with the Spanish giants wishing him well in a statement that felt more like a formality than a fond farewell. Fans speculate on the fee and the player's future role.
Source: Real Madrid Officially Confirm Gonzalo Garcia's Premier League Move — Goal.com
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