Finally, a race where the only thing being dragged to the altar is the state's future.
In Texas Senate Race, It’s a Battle of the Bachelors
In an unexpectedly tight Texas Senate race, polling data consistently shows Democrat James Talarico leading Ken Paxton. While national pundits and partisan media outlets scramble to rationalize or discredit the numbers, voters seem increasingly focused on the candidates' personal status as bachelors rather than traditional party lines.
Source: In Texas Senate Race, It’s a Battle of the Bachelors — The New York Times
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