Turns out the house edge is much easier to maintain when you're literally drugging the punters.
Labor’s online gambling crackdown hits a wall
The Australian Labor government is under pressure to overhaul its proposed gambling advertising reforms. Following an inquiry that revealed betting companies allegedly used illegal drugs and sex workers to maintain the loyalty of problem gamblers, opposition parties and independents are demanding a complete ban on inducements rather than just ad restrictions.
Source: Labor’s online gambling crackdown hits a wall — Guardian Australia
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 5, 2026.
Topics: auspol · gambling · politics · scandal · australia
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