When the most powerful man in the world and his new defense hire start their first performance review at Camp David, you know the budget is about to be 'streamlined' into oblivion.
Trump and Hegseth clash at Camp David over Iran missile concerns
Donald Trump and his nominee for Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth, reportedly clashed at Camp David over concerns regarding the depletion of U.S. missile stockpiles. The disagreement highlights early friction within the transition team as the administration navigates complex defense strategy and the logistical realities of global military readiness.
Source: Trump and Hegseth clash at Camp David over Iran missile concerns — The Washington Post
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