Nothing says 'historic' like the FBI putting out good news without a press conference.
What went right this week: the good news that matters
The US recorded its sharpest ever annual fall in violent crime in 2025, with murder down 18.1%, robbery down 18.5%, rape down 7.6%, and aggravated assault down 7.2%, according to FBI data. This follows a 14.9% drop in 2024, continuing a years-long downward trend.
Source: What went right this week: the good news that matters — Positive News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 28, 2026.
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