Every minute lost in transit is a life held in the balance.
Ambulance delays: Longer hospital journeys spark concern
New data reveals ambulance handover delays at hospitals are stretching journey times, with crews stuck outside emergency departments for hours. Patients face extended waits for critical care as hospitals struggle with capacity. Health officials warn the backlog is compromising response times and patient outcomes, urging immediate investment in emergency services.
Source: Ambulance delays: Longer hospital journeys spark concern — BBC
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