When your college sport finally pays off — not with a trophy, but with three kids who owe you their lives.
UC Davis water polo player rescues three girls from Lake Washington, gets knighted at Seafair
A UC Davis water polo player rescued three girls from Lake Washington at Seafair after they struggled to breathe. She jumped in, saved an unconscious girl tangled in a buoy rope, and was later knighted by Seafair.
Source: UC Davis water polo player rescues three girls from Lake Washington, gets knighted at Seafair — r/UpliftingNews
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 28, 2026.
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