Messi's buying Eldense so he can experience relegation without having to leave Barcelona.
Messi Agrees to Buy Spanish Second-Tier Club Eldense
Lionel Messi has reached a preliminary agreement to purchase Spanish second-division club Eldense, adding to his portfolio of football investments. The move signals the legend's post-playing ambitions, with the club set to benefit from his global brand and financial muscle.
Source: Messi Agrees to Buy Spanish Second-Tier Club Eldense — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 9, 2026.
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