Bro couldn't even pass a drug test twice, yet somehow made it to the national squad.
Socceroo Volpato's B Sample Confirms Cocaine Positive
Socceroos midfielder Cristian Volpato's B sample confirmed the initial positive cocaine test, putting his career and World Cup hopes in jeopardy as he faces a potential ban. The 22-year-old now awaits a tribunal hearing to determine his fate, with the football world watching how a promising talent handles the gravest mistake of his career.
Source: Socceroo Volpato's B Sample Confirms Cocaine Positive — SMH.com.au
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