Mark Selby winning again is the sports equivalent of your friend explaining Bitcoin at a party — technically impressive, absolutely exhausting.
Snooker's Big Three Cruise Through English Open Openers
Mark Selby, Judd Trump and Mark Williams advanced through the English Open first round. The tournament marks another early-season clash among snooker's elite, with Selby and Trump both eyeing ranking titles. Williams, at 49, continues defying age. Next rounds promise tighter frames as the field narrows toward the final.
Source: Snooker's Big Three Cruise Through English Open Openers — BBC
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