The only thing Fort Lauderdale schools fear more than a math test is a middle schooler with a can and a dream.
Fort Lauderdale School Evacuated After Fart Spray Sickens Students
Broward County school officials confirmed that a fart-spray device was discharged inside a Fort Lauderdale campus, sending multiple students to the clinic with nausea and headaches. The school was briefly evacuated while hazmat teams ventilated the affected hallway. Administrators say discipline is pending and parents are demanding answers about how the device got past campus security.
Source: Fort Lauderdale School Evacuated After Fart Spray Sickens Students — r/nottheonion
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