Police recovered $736 in meat and one man who genuinely thought 'five-finger discount' was a butcher's term.
Florida Men Steal $736 Worth of Meat From a Publix in Pembroke Pines
Two men were arrested after stealing roughly $736 worth of meat from a Publix supermarket in Pembroke Pines, Florida. Store staff and police recovered the merchandise, and the pair now face theft charges. The case adds another entry to Florida's long-running catalogue of unusually specific grocery heists.
Source: Florida Men Steal $736 Worth of Meat From a Publix in Pembroke Pines — r/FloridaMan
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