Tennis fans plan their entire year around a fortnight of matches, and the US Open responds by being 364 days away.
US Open 2026: Dates, schedule, draw & how to follow on BBC
The US Open 2026 schedule and draw are out, and fans are already circling dates a year ahead. It's the sporting equivalent of a calendar app notification: relentless, early, and somehow still too far away.
Source: US Open 2026: Dates, schedule, draw & how to follow on BBC — BBC
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