The only thing more cracked than those windshields is the logic of anyone blaming a dead senator for a pebble.
The Communist Conspiracy to Lightly Vandalize the Windshields of Whidbey Island [Facepalm]
Residents of Whidbey Island, Washington, reported a spate of mysterious windshield chips, sparking a local conspiracy theory that it was a communist plot. The theory quickly went viral, with some pointing fingers at the ghost of Joseph McCarthy, though the damage was likely just from gravel trucks.
Source: The Communist Conspiracy to Lightly Vandalize the Windshields of Whidbey Island [Facepalm] — Fark
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 1, 2026.
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