Mosman Park: where the only thing more crowded than the beach is the council's list of ways to ruin it.
Perth council proposes 30-person cap on beach yoga classes, citing 'monopolization'
The Town of Mosman Park in Perth is drafting a policy that would cap outdoor fitness classes, like Amy Nicholls' sunrise yoga sessions, at 30 people to prevent monopolization of public spaces. The policy, aimed at streamlining permits for vendors and classes, would exempt groups of 10 or fewer. Nicholls says it would slash her growing 200-person classes, arguing the cap is arbitrary and punitive. Public comment closes August 6.
Source: Perth council proposes 30-person cap on beach yoga classes, citing 'monopolization' — Sydney Morning Herald
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