America's schedule is now officially managed by a committee that seems to have misplaced the instruction manual.
House Approves Making Daylight Saving Time Permanent
The House passed a bill to make daylight saving time permanent, a measure previously backed by Donald Trump. The bill now heads to the Senate, where its future remains uncertain. Proponents argue it would boost the economy and reduce crime, while opponents cite potential health risks.
Source: House Approves Making Daylight Saving Time Permanent — AOL.com
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