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Trump proposes Strait of Hormuz toll as shipping traffic collapses
Following escalating strikes against Iran and collapsed shipping traffic in the Strait of Hormuz, Donald Trump has announced plans to implement a maritime toll on vessels transiting the vital waterway. This move comes amid ongoing military actions in the Middle East.
Source: Trump proposes Strait of Hormuz toll as shipping traffic collapses — Le Monde.fr
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