We just invented a new class of petrol for people who still think their Camry is a Ferrari.
Ethanol-free premium petrol XP100 returns, pricier than ever
XP100, a premium petrol brand offering an ethanol-free blend, is regaining attention. This fuel type is known for potentially enhancing engine performance and longevity, particularly in high-end vehicles, but comes at a significantly higher cost, limiting its accessibility to a niche market.
Source: Ethanol-free premium petrol XP100 returns, pricier than ever — MSN
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 18, 2026.
Topics: xp100 · petrol · ethanol · fuel · explained · automotive
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