Lyon's transfer strategy is basically a revolving door with a 'buy one, sell one' coupon, and the fans are the ones getting dizzy.
Malick Fofana set to leave Lyon this summer
Malick Fofana is set to leave Lyon this summer, just a season after joining. The Belgian winger's departure continues the club's trend of acquiring young talent and flipping them quickly, leaving fans to wonder if the Lyon board is running a football club or a stock portfolio.
Source: Malick Fofana set to leave Lyon this summer — Get French Football News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 27, 2026.
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