Turns out the most reliable growth stock in the country is just having a last name that starts with G.
Investors in firm linked to Nitin Gadkari’s son see 31x returns
Reports indicate that a company linked to Nitin Gadkari’s son achieved a 5% profit margin from ethanol sales, while early investors in the entity allegedly saw returns of 31 times their initial capital. The substantial discrepancy has sparked questions regarding the nature of the investment and the factors driving such exponential growth in a sector heavily influenced by government policy.
Source: Investors in firm linked to Nitin Gadkari’s son see 31x returns — Bhaskar English
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 20, 2026.
Topics: nitingadkari · business · investing · ethanol · india
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