Nothing says 'I'm not scared' like calling the guy still in office 'scared' from a jail cell.
Coup suspect called President Tinubu 'scared' after parade cancellation
A suspect in the foiled coup plot called President Tinubu 'scared' after the Independence Day parade was cancelled. The ironic comment came just before the plotters were arrested, revealing a mix of arrogance and delusion.
Source: Coup suspect called President Tinubu 'scared' after parade cancellation — Premium Times Nigeria
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 26, 2026.
Topics: nigeria · tinubu · politics · coup · drama
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