Somewhere a pitching coach is watching this on a tablet, closing the tablet, and going for a drive.
Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag
A pitcher was observed by umpires consuming the contents of the rosin bag during a game, a substance intended for improving grip on the baseball and not for eating. The incident drew immediate attention from the broadcast and the internet, with no official explanation offered for why he did it. League rules contain no explicit prohibition against ingesting rosin, leaving the matter with the umpires and the team.
Source: Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag — The Onion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 19, 2026.
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