Europe's track stars will be studying Mark English's tapes, only to find the secret is being Irish and having a great agent.
Mark English Strikes Gold at European Championships
Mark English won gold at the European Championships, capping a remarkable comeback. The Irish runner's victory is a career highlight and a boost for Irish athletics. Next up, he'll target further success on the international stage.
Source: Mark English Strikes Gold at European Championships — RTE.ie
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