DCE's retirement presser delayed 7 hours — even his farewell couldn't get a headline over the Roosters.
DCE retires, politely waits for Roosters to stop celebrating
Daly Cherry-Evans has announced his retirement from the NRL, timing the news seven hours after the Roosters' win to avoid stealing their spotlight. The veteran playmaker's decision ends a storied career and sets up a season-long farewell tour.
Source: DCE retires, politely waits for Roosters to stop celebrating — Nine.com.au
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