We've achieved peak democracy: the President is lecturing us about election security by speaking about election security.
President to speak on election security
The President is scheduled to deliver remarks concerning the security of the upcoming elections. The address is expected to cover measures and concerns related to safeguarding the electoral process against potential threats or vulnerabilities.
Source: President to speak on election security — The New York Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 17, 2026.
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