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Olli Hoare: Athlete witnessed knife incident during Commonwealth Games training - BBC
Australian middle-distance runner Olli Hoare witnessed a knife incident during a training session at the Commonwealth Games. The incident occurred at the athletes' village. Police are investigating. No injuries were reported. The Games continue as scheduled.
Source: Olli Hoare: Athlete witnessed knife incident during Commonwealth Games training - BBC — BBC
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