Rangers signed their eighth player this summer, and the physio just filed a missing person report for the starting XI.
Rangers sign eighth player of summer, Olwethu Makhanya
Rangers have made an eighth summer signing, bringing in South African defender Olwethu Makhanya from Philadelphia Union for £3m. The sheer volume of acquisitions has sparked mockery about squad depth and dressing room space.
Source: Rangers sign eighth player of summer, Olwethu Makhanya — BBC
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