Finally, a World Cup where the most exciting moment is the halftime ad break.
FIFA Plans 45-Minute Hydration Breaks With 3-Minute Football Interruptions
FIFA announces that the 2030 World Cup will feature 45-minute hydration breaks interrupted by a 3-minute football match, with water sold to fans for $95 a bottle, sparking accusations of over-commercialisation.
Source: FIFA Plans 45-Minute Hydration Breaks With 3-Minute Football Interruptions — The Shovel
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