Victoria's government has reached that special stage of dysfunction where 'no way in hell' is the only policy document that actually gets signed.
Sonya Kilkenny defends Jacinta Allan amid leadership speculation
Victorian Minister Sonya Kilkenny has flatly rejected suggestions of leadership changes, declaring 'no way in hell' regarding the potential ousting of Premier Jacinta Allan. The comments come amidst intense internal pressure and a critical 'do or die' meeting for the embattled government, as they struggle to contain mounting public and party-level instability.
Source: Sonya Kilkenny defends Jacinta Allan amid leadership speculation — Herald Sun
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