The most expensive Uber ride in human history just went to the shop for a tune-up.
Air Force One Grounded for Unspecified Security Upgrades
The White House announced that the VC-25A aircraft, better known as Air Force One, will be grounded this fall for unspecified defensive enhancements. The move comes amid growing security scrutiny and the inevitable reality that keeping a flying, high-tech fortress relevant in an era of evolving threats is a logistical and financial black hole.
Source: Air Force One Grounded for Unspecified Security Upgrades — NYT US
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 20, 2026.
Topics: airforceone · whitehouse · uspolitics · aviation
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