Two guys who once tested positive for 'oops' are now getting paid like they cured something.
Garcia and Benn turn past scandals into a $30m Las Vegas title payday
Ryan Garcia and Conor Benn meet in a Las Vegas title fight worth a reported $30 million, a matchup built on second chances after both served suspensions for failed drug tests. Promoters leaned into the scandal, and Dana White had to physically separate the two at a heated faceoff. The fight sells.
Source: Garcia and Benn turn past scandals into a $30m Las Vegas title payday — ESPN
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 12, 2026.
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