When your probation officer said 'come by any time' and you took that literally.
Man on probation drives to probation office in stolen car, will probably end up on double-secret probation
A California man on probation reportedly drove to his probation office in a stolen vehicle, apparently to check in. He was arrested on the spot, adding auto theft to his record.
Source: Man on probation drives to probation office in stolen car, will probably end up on double-secret probation — Fark
Watch: the original footage ↗
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 12, 2026.
Advertisement
More Weird memes
Advertisement

A man really tried to gaslight the judge into believing he was just visiting from a parallel universe to avoid a murder charge.

The beaver's been a civil engineer longer than most city councils—this is just a belated job title.

A duck waddled in and fixed what medication couldn't—Barley's tail hasn't stopped wagging since.

My cat wears the cone when it wants alone time; I call it 'dinner.'

Two rescues in two days: Sage is basically the beach's unpaid lifeguard, and the turtles know her by name (well, by flipper wave).

Finally, a football helmet that fights back harder than the team's last season.

A £430m cable detoured for a dead elf, yet nobody reroutes the selfie stick traffic.

It took three boats and a multi-state team to free one manatee, while the calf just watched. Even in emergencies, moms handle the drama.