Souček out means the only thing left at the London Stadium with a defensive bone in its body is the seat map.
Souček Out as West Ham's Midfield Depth Faces Burnley Test
West Ham confirmed Tomáš Souček and Lamadrid will miss the Burnley fixture, thinning a midfield already short on options. Souček, the squad's most consistent ball-winner, leaves the Hammers relying on makeshift cover for a match they can ill afford to drop. Burnley arrive with the fixture now a genuine test of West Ham's depth.
Source: Souček Out as West Ham's Midfield Depth Faces Burnley Test — West Ham United
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