It’s hard to tell who is being outclassed here: the lunch debt, or the lobbyists.
Kansas Inmates Raised $4,267 to Pay Kids' Lunch Debt. Congress Couldn't.
Inmates at the Lansing Correctional Facility in Kansas raised $4,267 to clear unpaid lunch balances for students in their local school district. The donation effectively settled the district's school meal debt, an issue that remains unresolved by ongoing federal legislative negotiations regarding national child nutrition programs.
Source: Kansas Inmates Raised $4,267 to Pay Kids' Lunch Debt. Congress Couldn't. — r/UpliftingNews
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