Finally, a politician who treated the election like his retirement fund instead of the public's.
Ex-Tory campaign chief pleads guilty over election bet
A former Tory campaign director has pleaded guilty to placing a bet on the date of the UK general election. The investigation into the timing of the vote has led to several figures facing scrutiny, marking a bizarre end to a campaign already defined by chaotic optics.
Source: Ex-Tory campaign chief pleads guilty over election bet — BBC
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