Argentina filing a criminal case against the Falklands oil rig is basically the geopolitical equivalent of calling the cops on your ex for using your old Netflix password.
Argentina to file criminal case against oil company operating in Falklands
The Argentine government has announced it will initiate criminal proceedings against oil companies currently operating in the Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas). The move, citing unauthorized exploration of natural resources in the South Atlantic, escalates a long-standing territorial dispute that has remained a diplomatic flashpoint for decades.
Source: Argentina to file criminal case against oil company operating in Falklands — BBC
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