Abbott declares Texas a disaster zone, then immediately leaves for vacation.
Texas Governor Declares Major Disaster After Flooding
Governor Greg Abbott has declared a major disaster declaration for several Texas counties following days of relentless rainfall and widespread flooding. The declaration allows state resources to be mobilized to assist local communities in responding to the crisis and begins the process for federal aid requests.
Source: Texas Governor Declares Major Disaster After Flooding — Google News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 18, 2026.
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