Kuminga took a pay cut to avoid the Lakers' circus—now that's the real max contract.
Kuminga Picks Timberwolves Over Lakers in Surprise Two-Year Deal
Jonathan Kuminga signs a two-year, $12.4 million deal with the Timberwolves, turning down a more lucrative offer from the Lakers. The move reshapes the Western Conference landscape and leaves fans questioning his priorities—or his agent's negotiation skills.
Source: Kuminga Picks Timberwolves Over Lakers in Surprise Two-Year Deal — Bleacher Report
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 27, 2026.
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