Finally, a burger so caffeinated it’ll have you filing your taxes during lunch break before your blood pressure even realizes what happened.
McDonald's brings Red Bull to the fountain machine
McDonald's has introduced the Red Bull Dragonberry Energizer, a fusion of fountain soda and Red Bull, aimed at customers seeking an afternoon pick-me-up. The beverage marks a rare collaboration between the fast-food chain and an energy drink brand, leaning into the growing consumer demand for hyper-caffeinated quick-service options.
Source: McDonald's brings Red Bull to the fountain machine — Delish
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