We really just gave the delivery industry a 'living wage' like we expect the apps to pay it instead of just inventing a new 'Labor Compliance Fee'.
Australia sets $31.30 hourly floor for delivery drivers
Australia’s Fair Work Commission has mandated a minimum wage of $31.30 per hour for delivery drivers, a landmark ruling aimed at curbing the exploitation inherent in gig-platform models. This shift forces apps to reconcile their 'independent contractor' loophole with actual labor standards, likely setting the stage for nationwide price hikes.
Source: Australia sets $31.30 hourly floor for delivery drivers — The Guardian
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