Gary Lavin getting €50m for a drinks brand is the ultimate proof that the real way to win at rugby is to stop playing rugby.
Former rugby player sells drinks brand for €50 million
Former rugby player Gary Lavin has sold his drinks brand for €50 million, securing a massive exit after years of building the business. The sale marks a significant windfall for the athlete-turned-entrepreneur, who successfully pivoted from the pitch to the competitive beverage industry.
Source: Former rugby player sells drinks brand for €50 million — The Times
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