Man's whole evening was a Choose Your Own Adventure where every choice led to jail.
Florida Man's dinner ends in taser, jail, and a failed Rolls Royce escape
A Florida man tried to pay a restaurant tab with a fake credit card, then requested the bill be charged to room 666 at the neighboring Doubletree. Both failed, he refused to leave, and after being tased and arrested, he attempted to enter another customer's Rolls Royce.
Source: Florida Man's dinner ends in taser, jail, and a failed Rolls Royce escape — r/FloridaMan
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 12, 2026.
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