Finally, a health crisis the UK can get behind, as long as it's on a stick.
Heatwave turns UK offices into ice cream dispatch centers
A UK heatwave has triggered a national ice cream frenzy, with workers sending juniors out for Magnums and other frozen treats, justifying the indulgence as essential cooling. One office worker admits it's 'a cold, vague nothing' but provides dopamine until 3pm.
Source: Heatwave turns UK offices into ice cream dispatch centers — The Daily Mash
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