Somewhere, a lawyer is already billing 6 hours for a case worth $852 in stolen guac.
Avocado Picker in Need of Abogado
A Florida man was arrested after allegedly stealing 142 avocados worth about $852 from a Miami-Dade County farm, landing himself in a legal pickle over a produce crime that's more guac than gangster.
Source: Avocado Picker in Need of Abogado — Fark
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