Chelsea's players are so used to chaos they'll probably call a team meeting to mourn the loss of their daily drama.
Xabi Alonso Takes Chelsea Reins, Faces Fulham
Xabi Alonso takes charge of Chelsea for the first time in the Premier League, facing Fulham. The Spanish coach inherits a squad known for inconsistency and youth, aiming to bring calm and structure. His debut lineup notably excludes Marco Palestra and Moises Caicedo, raising eyebrows.
Source: Xabi Alonso Takes Chelsea Reins, Faces Fulham — The Independent
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 24, 2026.
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