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429 feet of meat and still nobody's invited to dinner.

429 feet of meat and still nobody's invited to dinner.

Food world records: Fries, Slim Jims, cheesesteaks and more

Conagra Brands unveiled a 429-foot-5.4-inch Slim Jim at its Omaha campus on Sept. 9, certified by a Guinness adjudicator as 116 feet longer than the previous longest meat snack. Elsewhere, the Idaho Potato Commission and Spud Daddy cooked 1,474 pounds of fries from 1,700 pounds of potatoes at Boise Potato Days in early October, and Philadelphia International Airport assembled 1,291 cheesesteaks using 225 pounds of cheese sauce and 990 pounds of shaved beef. David Rush of Idaho also moved 51 malt balls with a straw in one minute.

Source: Food world records: Fries, Slim Jims, cheesesteaks and more — UPI Odd News

A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 14, 2026.

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