gave the Euro a try before giving the country one.
'U up?' UK texts EU
Britain has reportedly messaged the European Union late at night to see whether it is open to a casual, no-strings arrangement, after finding the wider international market either unpredictable or incompatible. London admits the trade deals it has signed with New Zealand and India have been less exciting than hoped, and says it now regrets the fishing quotas it fought so hard for. The UK has offered to visit Brussels this weekend to talk over dinner and, in its words, give the euro a try.
Source: 'U up?' UK texts EU — The Daily Mash
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