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Britain Is Drinking 11 Million Litres Of Gravy A Week, Study Finds

A survey of 2,000 adults found Brits consume 11 million litres of gravy a week, or 586 million litres a year, with 94% calling it essential to a roast dinner. Nearly half prefer it medium brown and 53% favour beef flavour, while a third admit to arguing over thickness and colour. Two per cent pour it on cereal, 5% would bathe in it, and Aldi, which commissioned the study, reports that mum makes the nation's favourite batch.

Source: Britain Is Drinking 11 Million Litres Of Gravy A Week, Study Finds — Daily Star Weird

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